Thursday, May 29, 2008

Ten people who are now officially a joke.

Here is my list of people whom I no longer take seriously. I will not be mentioning people who have NEVER taken seriously, which explains the absence of Paris Hilton, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell.

#1. Oprah Winfrey - People as generally unprincipled as her should not endorse political candidates

#2. George W. Bush - Sorry, George. I'm campaigned for you in both elections and ended up with a knife sticking out of my back. Moderates should not campaign as conservatives. ALSO - your little dance thing you did while visiting Africa was humiliating to the American people.

#3. Britney Spears - Good grief, woman. Living proof that money does not buy class.

#4. George Lucas - Three Star Wars movies were enough. The forth was tolerable. The fifth, torture. The Sixth, HILARIOUS. If you want to keep milking the franchise, fine. Hire an actual screenwriter.

#5. Jane Goodall - Remind me, you lived with monkeys in the jungle, right? You are important why?

#6. Madonna - There are ways of aging graceful. You're not ascribing to any of them.

#7. Angelina Jolie (+ Brad Pitt and baby farm) - When I grow up I want to have huge lips, steal a married man, and collect tattoos and Asian children.

#8. Ted Kennedy - Uh... yeah.

#9. Paul McCartney - You're old and your ex-wife hates you. It's time to retire and become a college professor or something.

#10. Hilary Clinton - Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

  1. you mean at one point you took Hilary Clinton and Britney Spears seriously?

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  2. That was amusing... I'm disappointed that we can't come
    Saturday:) Anyway, have a really good weekend!

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  3. That was really funny!!

    Grl4God (aka Mackenzie)

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