Rainor: What does b-l-e-h mean?
Me: It's an expression of apathy, frustration and resignation.
Rainor: Isn't it impossible to be both apathetic and frustrated at the same time?
Me: You would think. This, however, is not the case.
Rainor: Ok... so how does one pronounce that?
Rainor: Yeah, that.
Me: Imagine you ate four packages of oreos because you were bored, then you puked it all up at the same time that you were dying and reading Teach Your Child to Read in One Hundred Easy Lessons.
Rainor: *thinks for a moment* BBBLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
Rainor: Oh, ok. Thanks.
Me: Anytime, my friend, anytime.