I wrote my first computer program.

And this is what it does. A button appears, like so:

Then you push the button and a new window opens that says this:

The name of my program is "Immaturity" and I am ridiculously proud of my achievement.

My husband, however, scoffs and says "There are no images, amateur." Which leads me to break out into a stylized rendition of "Just you wait, Henry, Higgins" which goes something like:

"Just you wait, Silas Snider, just you wait!
You'll make me brownies but you pleas will be too late!
You'll be broke and I'll have money
because MY programming's funny!"

Anyways. I'm proud of me.