Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Letters to People at the Gym

Dear Mr. Hipster,
"Unbecoming" is a (very) kind way to describe the hot shorts you're wearing.
- The chick on the treadmill next to you

Dear Mr. (Hot) Personal Trainer,
Using the phrase "My ex-wife and all my Baby Mamas" makes it really hard for me to turn off the judging part of my brain.
- Silas's Baby Mama

Dear Miss Hopping-up-the-gym-stairs-two-at-a-time-at-8-in-the-morning,
Why are you so cute and happy!?! I have nothing nice to say to you.
- Grumpy before 10 a.m.

3 comments:

  1. LOL! Those are hilarious. =) Thanks for the grin.

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  2. Hmm... I can agree with those feelings. "Silas's Baby Mama", that cracked me up. I miss the gym. :(

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