Here's a few little bits of information about me. Just 'cause. If you think it's pretentious of me, as in "Who cares about your stupid quirks that, it turns out, everyone has!" Forget you. I can't go to sleep because my husband is working on a presentation for
#1. While Gideon usually enjoys a steady diet of breastmilk, bananas, and homemade mashed sweet potato and carrots mixture, today I fed him chocolate cinnamon frosting and a dill pickle for lunch. The pickle made his poo smell weird.
#2. Carmel is the reason I will never be skinny. Specifically in the form of Ben and Jerry's Vanilla Carmel Fudge ice cream and Trader Joe's carmel sauce. Nom. And I had a carmel frozencino at Coffee Tree Roasters. It was delicious. Britt says it's cause they use expresso there. I don't know. I don't speak the language of coffee. Just carmel.
#3. I frequently wear the same outfit three days in a row if I'm going to be seeing different people each day. I've worn a total of three outfits this week, not counting gym clothes.
#4. I'VE ONLY GOT 15 MORE POUNDS TO LOSE TO GET BACK TO PRE-PREGGO WEIGHT! According to my personal weight loss schedule I have two more months to lose it. Nine months to put it on, nine months to take it off. Hoping to be back to my wedding weight by 1 year. If, ya know, I don't start putting baby weight on again...
That is all. If you made it through all that blather you deserve, like, carmel. Seriously, I have a carmel problem right now. Not even kidding.