Pregnant on Thanksgiving; the only circumstance in which it is acceptable to eat ham slathered in cool whip.
The only thing Black Friday means to me is turkey and cranberry sauce and mayo sandwiches. Or in Gideon's case, mayo and cranberry sauce sandwiches...
It turns out that many of my family members read my blog and I didn't even know! Aunt Linda is probably my biggest blog fan. Hi, Aunt Linda!
Gideon is trying very hard to understand headphones. He's skeptical.