Did you know when you go dairy-free you can actually lose weight over Thanksgiving?
It might also increase your quality of living.
Did you know that sometimes a quilting obsession
Can take the guise of a profession?
Did you know carseats you can nurse in are a glorious creation
For avoiding stopping at a gas station?
Did you know that a simple grateful confession
Can sometimes stave off bouts of depression?
Did you know children make holidays 10 times more grand
Than well-behaved, boring adults can?
Did you know everyone loves legos, not just little boys?
They're the most amazing toys.
Did you know what forces me to write the most
Is the looming deadline of a blog post?
Did you know all this is true?
Well you didn't, but now you do.